SS Blogger - To all personnel...

Attention! Until further notice, Hijack Thursday will be replaced with a special broadcast from Ike, lord of the cutlery. These broadcasts may cover a wide variety of topics due to job role diversification and a severe lack of office stationary in the cutlery department. Thank you for reading and may your sporks facilitate the moving of food from plate to mouth, it bugs Ike to see cutlery unfulfilling of their purposes.